This is me in five or ten years if I continue living in a city…

I should move to Faroe Islands as soon as possible and isolate myself from other people as much as I can to maintain my sanity.

Me do not like external world. Good is internal world. Me speaking this way makes me smile. Me should shut up.  

Woke up at 9.30 am and I am more depressed than ever…ready to shout at the first person that I will see. I think that this is depression: Not waking up at 6 pm, but waking up at 9.30 am or even earlier! What is wrong with those people if they are not working or going to school!? Oops sorry, I am in the La La Land, I should act that way………GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL WORLD! I love you (does not to me matter if somewhere around you, right now, somebody is dying because of some disease where there was a medication for which he or she could have gotten, but couldn’t because he or she couldn’t afford it) and I love all my friends all around you! Now, I am gonna eat a little apple and drink my soy milk, because I love life and my body, so that I am taking care of it…by eating nothing and starving myself to death, then calling it “following a healty diet”, anyway, after that I will go for a run! Yay! Life is good and I am sexy as hell! Yay! :))

I am definitely going back to sleep…

(At class. Discussion about the success story of an entrepreneur. Question: After reading the article, in your opinion, what was his reason for success?)

Student 1: He had really good marketing skills….

Student 2: His commercial intelligence was impressive….

Student 3: His ability to do good promotions. That was the key…

Student 4: C’mon, his reason for success was good lying skills. He was a liar. Even in his first business, he sold the donkey as a mule! 

Teacher: Haha. I love your oppositions! We are trying to show it in a nice way like “marketing”, “promotion”, “commercial intelligence” but you are just coming up with the cold truth: “he is a liar!” 

This is definitely me when I’m discussing!